Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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