Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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