We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
