I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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