sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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