i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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