Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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