Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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