Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You coming home soon, man?
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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