It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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