Got a toothbrush?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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