my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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