You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just gift wrapped bread.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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