How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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