ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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