So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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