Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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