I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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