So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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