But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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