Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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