I'm gonna have a badass scar
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I AM VODKA MAN
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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