Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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