Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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