What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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