I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Randomize