office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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