Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.