Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.

(1-781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

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(614): View more from Ohio

she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you

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(703): View more from Virginia

we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.

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(330): View more from Ohio

All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.

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