ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
How's work?
Spinning.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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