There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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