Got a toothbrush?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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