Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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