Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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