I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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