That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
