you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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