I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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