He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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