Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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