I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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