I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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