No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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