Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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