her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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