butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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