If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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