My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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