I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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