It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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