Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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