Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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