Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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