have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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