yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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